Awash in a sea of B's

I seriously recommend that anyone that ever bitched/ complained about their MGMT 5150 marks, or the marking to actually correct some papers. Then you'll know. Where such bright sparks come from, I shudder to think.

In other news, Cuba !

My Cuban name is Lola (aka Good Cop)
Steff is Counsuela Cochita (aka Bad Cop)
Nat is Nina
Mike is Alphonso
Murali is Marcelo
Colin is Carlos

What's YOUR Cuban name?