It's 5 AM and I'm cranky.

But I still think this is one of the funniest stories I've ever read. Also, the one that got the most hits all year on BBC News Online.

Sudanese man forced to marry goat.

In fact, I dare anyone reading this to say the word 'goat' out loud and not crack a smile. Go on. Other than Colin. He doesn't count. Goat is just a funny word. Like Osteoporosis. Sounds like Disease of the Oreo Cookie.