*blinks furiously*

Got eyes that are so dry from staring at your portion of a 601/Brand/Strategy/any other paper that they actually make a scraping sound when you blink? Do they itch when you are trying to make sure Appendix 267 (ii) as referenced in the paper is in the right place in your attachments? Does your left eye twitch when someone asks you whether you've gotten a job yet - no thanks, not since two days ago when you last asked me.

Is there a Visene for that?