How's this for process?

Today we had a presentation to give. There's five of us in the group, and we have 20 minutes to come up with 5-6 slides of coherent, relationship marketing insight about an mBanx case and present it to someone that worked for them.

The first thing we do is inhale whiteboard markers for a while and discuss the merits of gasoline fumes over nail polish remover.

Then C***s has a fight with his computer, and we have take away his typing priveleges. Meanwhile, M**e and A* are cracking up and there's a serious debate over how to prop the door open to avoid a very suspicious buzzing sound (which I personally thought was emanating from C***s).

Anyway, somehow we get this thing together, the piece de resistance being the series of goats we garnished the presentation with.. and walk into class. Luckily we realised that we should probably avoid referring to the guest lecturer as a goat, so the goats were cancelled. We get up to the front, and halfway through the presentation, when S***f was tired of talking, we have to flip a coin (at the podium) because no one had actually thought about who was going to speak for the second half.

We really are a walking gong show at this point. Someone needs to stop our heads from exploding and spewing highly caffienated MBA babble everywhere.